No Ami

My neighbor Raymond has a dog named Ami.

She’s a huge boxer, she thinks she’s still a puppy and when she’s out front playing with the kids and she sees me, she runs across the street to our yard just panting like crazy, running as fast as she can go, slobber just everywhere…and I usually scream my usual, “NOOOOO AMMMMMMMIIIIII stoooooopppp!!!!”  And as soon as she gets about 1 foot away, she comes to a halt.

Dog scare me. She’s the only dog i like. Seriously. They freak me out, just like spiders.

The problem with Ami is she doesn’t understand the meaning of “NO.”

You see, Raymond’s wife’s name is Noami.  So every time we say,”No Ami!” she thinks we’re calling her owner.

Wouldn’t it be nice to live in a world where you didn’t know the meaning of “No.”  Must be nice to be Ami.