You know those annoying people who would say stuff like, “yeah, I’m done with my shopping, I’ve already gift wrapped almost everything except this one gift, but I’ll probably wait last minute to get to that…I hate it when I’m so disorganized!” and it would be like the week before Thanksgiving.
You know, the people who send off their Christmas cards on that Friday after Thanksgiving…yeah how annoying.
*le sigh*
That use to be me. I was that annoying person who would spend 2 hours shopping for your gift with plan a, b, and 36c. yep that was me. I would put so much thought into gifts. Avoid the crowds. Buy the Christmas wrapping paper the year before, when it was on sale, you know the really expensive kind that would sell at half price because it was January or February.
Since then I’ve picked up this photography hobby which keeps me from doing any of that. But if I had enough money to buy everyone a gift, I’d totally go Craigslist Christmas shopping. HEY! Lets face it, I still like to pull a good prank when I have the time.
My bro Checo loves to travel. In fact, his ringer on my phone is everywhere man…he likes to road trip to be more specific. So for my brother, I would probably have bought him a Winnebago/Legend Cat Pro Fishing Boat. It’s really neat too..all in one. Now who would want anything more?
My friend Imelda collects dolls. I know what she’s thinking right now while she reads this, “WTF is this bitch talking about? I don’t collect dolls!” UH YEAH U DO…remember?!
You know HP is going to start having a lot of extra time on his hands with the new baby and all (hahaha) and since he sucks at playing video games (dude really, did you miss school that day in JHS?) I guess the best thing would be a good book for him to read. He’s a huge fan of philosophy and political theory. And since he’s been a stellar friend for the past years, what better gift go get him then a copy of Plato’s Republic signed by the author himself. I’m beyond words, I can’t believe I found this on craigs list!
I love your craig!
Frank wanted to be a moose this year for Halloween. Unfortunately, things didn’t pan out the way he pictured them in his head…(Gema would be Palin, he would be the Moose that follows her around..haha, funny right?) But maybe the next best thing would be a real moose? What do you think? Yay or nay?
My friend Brenda cleans way too much. Monica from friends would be annoyed by her. She can’t even sit and relax for 10 minutes without getting up and starting to clean something or sweep something. You know, I think Brenda needs to relax a bit. Maybe she needs a scootchie in her life.
Okay that’s all i have to now…back to work i go. 
by cad
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