It takes a long time to become young.
-Pablo Picasso
So after waiting for months (literally) to watch this movie, I head out and prepare my bout to endure the 3-hour long movie.
(a bit of a spoiler ahead…)
You know what kills me about the fact that it’s a 3-hour long movie. First off, don’t get me wrong, I could watch Brad Pitt all day, everyday…for the REST OF MY LIFE…so obviously it’s not him. No, no, no! Especially when he’s all young, buff and airbrushed. WOWZERS…he was a hottie at 65…
It’s that this is based on a short story. Yes, that’s correct. They turned a short story into a 3-hour movie. But read a 900 pager…go watch it at the movies, and you get maybe an hour and half.
What’s up with that?!
Doesn’t that bug you? Like the coughers in the movie theater, just trust me. Next time you go to the movies, try to not pay attention to them, they will RUIN the movie for you. You hear a cough here, and there. Before you know it, you’re OCD like me knowing how many coughs you heard in Valkyrie.
So I have a question, because this wasn’t even mentioned in the movie…do you think if this was at all possible, you know, to be born old and grow young, insurance wise, would that be considered a “pre-existing” condition?
They should totally make a sequel, explain the insurance part. How much it’s lowered after time, etc etc…
Plus, that hummingbird totally needs a 2nd chance. I heard it’s slim pickings out there for the hummingbirds.
Poor birdies.
by cad
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