Blast from the Past – Seriously?

I had to post this entry because I told a friend that this is probably what I’m like if i were ever to smoke peyote…

Monday, January 15, 2007

I’m sitting here just surfing the net and I’m fucking high on cough syrup btw. What the fuck is in Chloraseptic that makes my mind just get all loopy. My gawd, I feel like I’m on drugs, like illegal ones.  I’m not, but I feel loopy. Is that a word? Is it three “o’s?”  Eh, juatever.

So I stumble upon yahoo and there’s a picture of Reese Witherspoon (is there a word with three o’s?) in a yellow dress and she looks thin.  I think it’s the divorce and shit or whatever.  But she looks good.  And now I’m wishing I had been married and divorce, maybe I’d be thinner too.  I gained 2 of the 4 lbs I lost. Fuck me!

Oh and she’s with Borat in the damn picture.  Can I just say wtf?  Seriously?  Sacha Baron Cohen?  I mean, not that I can be particularly picky, but if I was Reese Witherspoon, I’d be picky.  Would I really want my children around Borat?  I mean, okay, so he didn’t go in his Ali G getup, but. . still. Really?
WTF is in Chloraseptic?  I feel so twilight zonie. Is that a word.  I’m so out of it.  I’m happy my room is big because I have not been in the outside world for 3 days.  I think it’s getting to me.

I saw You, Me, and Dupree yesterday.  Did I mention this already?  Feels like I have. Eh, anyways, wtf.  That movie is so. .seriously? WTF?  Is it the Chloraseptic? I’m like so into romantic comedies but that movie made no sense.  Rent it. Tell me what you think okay.  Because if I’m high on Chloraseptic the movie should have been entertaining.  The whole time I’m staring at the screen saying, “Seriously?”

I just sprayed some more Chloraseptic into my mouth. What’s wrong with me? I need to get rid of it.  I think if I spray it directly into my hangy ball at the end of my mouth it absorbs the green dye and transports it to the thinker part of my brain.  I have  large brain but I only use like 10% of it, okayi’m lying, maybe 4%.  Maybe.

Dude, I suggest u go rent You, me and Dupree, buy some Chloraseptic and just, watch, watch. . I’m telling u, it’s weird.

I can’t believe they sell this stuff over the counter.  No wonder kids are so fucked up nowadays.