Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Have I ever mentioned how much I loathe Walmart?

Not a fan, at all. Which technically sucks ass when I go to South Padre and stay a couple of nights, b/c that’s about the biggest thing they have over there.  I had to go drop off my prescription because I have to be very well drugged up the day of my LASIK.  I went to walgreens and the guy quoted me 3 different quotes so I just went to walmart and figured at least they’ll give me one price not three. I think the pharmacist at my local walgreens is a bit off.


Those meds I have to take for my LASIK are enough to make me go bonkers with an excuse.  It’s a good thing I’m a very calm and quiet person and keep to myself. LOL.  Who wants me to call them when I’m all drugged up?   Speaking of my LASIK, I go to work today and my work BFF decides to enlighten me with something she heard on the radio.  Maggie said she heard this story about a lady who went to get LASIK and that her tear ducts were gone after the surgery and they couldn’t fix it so she had to go around wearing goggles so the air wouldn’t damage her eyes.

You know…Maggie didn’t leave anything for the imagination.  Geez, frighten a girl! “But of course, that wouldn’t happen to YOU!”  Of course not!  Apparently that lady had some kind of issue or other that her doctor forgot to tell her about and now she has to wear her goggles for life.  I told Maggie I couldn’t wear goggles forever, i’m a photog, it’s an issues with the viewfinder on the camera and all.

We came to the conclusion if push comes to shove, it can be my “thing.”  The photog who wears goggles and shoots amazing pictures.  “Have YOU heard of that girl who shoots photos and wears goggles?”

cad?

“Yes! HER!!! She’s so amazing!”

Hey…go with it, you never know!!   In case my tear ducts go to shit…they have an APP for that!

Later, I admitted to Maggie a memory that popped into my head when my iPod started playing Biggie’s Juicy.  And I quote, (she made it her FB status):

“this takes me back to 8th grade…his name was juan. he went by johnny. he was in a aztec latin rapping group. i wish i was kidding.”

Our floor is so quiet Maggie had to force herself not to die from laughter.  She decided she couldn’t, so she walked out for a break instead. Bwahaha.

Oh yes, Johnny.  Johnny was a bad boy. I was always attracted to bad boys until I got to college.  Johnny taught me how to drink beer, “Don’t smell it, just swallow.”  Oh how we laughed about that, many…many times.  He was into Cypress Hill and I was so attracted to the Cool Water on his freshly starched Polo (I should totally write Oak Cliff Smut Novels. Cholos in the Attic by V.C. Andrewso. bwahaha).  He was older.  I always knew when he was outside the house because of the bass.  What more could a girl ask for?  We weren’t official or anything, we called it ‘talking.’  He went to the bad high school.  He was in a Latin Hip Hop rapping group with his friends and he even performed at a couple concerts at Reverchon.  Reverchon was the SHIT to us Oak Cliffians. He even came out with a cd and was on KNON.  That’s like stardom material.  By then, we weren’t ‘talking’ anymore…

He did give me a CD but i can’t find it for the life of me.  He once even rapped my name into a song.  “CLAAA-DEE-UHH, there’s nobody FION-UH.”  Something or other.  Frost has nothing on him! Kid, not Robert.

I SOOOOO WISH I WAS KIDDING!

But in all honesty, girls should date bad boys when their young. They’re FUN! They’re filled with drama after awhile though, so you have to learn to let that shit go.  Before you know it, your pager will be going off every 5 minutes, they make you use up all our cell phone minutes, they ask you, ‘Where you at?!’  DRAMA..no thank you!

If you’re lucky, they’ll rap your name into a song. LMAO

If you’re really lucky, you’ll get one of those bad boys that breaks all the rules and you end up having a picnic at the Texas Stadium at night. Let me tell you, from personal experience, KFC tastes way better eating it from the 50 yard line at Old Texas Stadium than at any other place in the whole wide world. Even if it’s cold! I’m not sure if this still holds true, but the Cowboy Cheerleaders practice at night during the week at the stadium.  Yeah, pretty freakin’ cool.

Okay, back to looking for that damn CD, Maggie must see proof! I might have to stop at Top Ten this weekend, maybe they have a copy!